Best description of Grindr (and basically any GPS-enabled find-a-fuck app) ever
I love that the closing line is “sadly that didn’t happen.”
Most times we keep going back to a person who treats us bad, because we are not ready to give up hope that maybe someday they’ ll change.
- me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
- them when im sad: oh sorry